So Jacob is my favorite brother. He's awesome. Even his name is awesome: Jacob Matthew Wright. Be careful, just saying this name might result in YOUR MIND BEING BLOWN. Yes.
Here's a recent conversation he and I had on Facebook that I think warrants a blog post:
Jacob Wright: and how was your day today
Tom Wright: It is going well so far. I didn't make it to Church, but that could have something to do with the kidney stone surgery I just went through. Do you read my blog? It's: http://tom-in-egypt.blogspot.com/
Jacob Wright: kidney stone surgery? that sucks and I'm sad to say that I don't read your blog... but maybe I'll start and excuses excuses you need to go to church haha
Tom Wright: Read the blog dude, and show Mom, since I think I forgot to tell her about the surgery. They cut me open dude, I have such a sweet scar. I'll give you one for your birthday later, if you want.
Jacob Wright: haha you're too funny but I'll whoop on you tom you don't know who you're messing with now haha and I'll tell her.
Tom Wright: Trust me pudge-boy, I know exactly who I'm messing with. Now do you want a chill scar or not?
Jacob Wright: pudge-boy? I could gain ten pounds and still be skinny but as for you, you'd jsut get fat, not that your head needs anymore added to it. fatty-mo-fat-fat! and I'll have to consider this "tempting" offer
Tom Wright: Okay, I'm about to write a blog post about this conversation, so go read it in like, I don't know, 10 minutes.
I guess Jacob hasn't seen me lately, since I've lost a ton of weight just being in Egypt, and then a ton more in the hospital. I just asked Michael how much he thinks I've lost, and he said 5-10 pounds. Lots of people at school have commented as well.
Which leads me to my next point: The Egyptian diet. It just works. Forget your weight-loss shakes, pills, and terrible diets, and just come visit me in Egypt. I'll even take you to the hospital if you want.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
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Dear Fatty-mo-fat-fat,
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, Jacob is my favorite Wright brother as well.
Your friend,
Abinadi
Can't you just tell me the "Egypt Diet."
ReplyDeleteMy bank account can't afford a real visit.
Liz, don't be ridiculous, you look beautiful as is. Never change. Also, come visit me.
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